Friday, August 5, 2011

Stupid Patent of the Day #1 - Bread Refreshener

Bread refreshening method - patent # 6080436

Have you ever wanted to take bread that was stale and make it edible again? Save money and a trip to the grocer with the Bread Re-freshener (UPO #6080436). Your bread will come out "more palatable and tasty  than [it was] prior to being exposed" to to our patented method.

How does it work? Stick your bread into the machine and it will be heated to a temperature between 2500 and 4500 degrees Fahrenheit for 3 to 90 seconds.

You'll love how much better your bread tastes after being toasted to perfection.

Credit: This American Life "When Patents Attack" for pointing out this patent.

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